conversation while out sledding, trying to climb back up the hill:
me: i'm so winded! i need to quit smoking.
him: but you know, you only go sledding a couple times a year. smoking is something you can enjoy every day.
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Nonsmoker: Those are bad for you.
Smoker: I'm just cutting out the wheelchair years.
you're the last person I'd think would come up with something like that! good call though, I'll have to incorporate that one into my repertoire of smokers' retorts.
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